Tuesday, December 4

Zak's Nice, Smile


Instead of placing a blogroll of names and letting their sites speak for themselves, I thought I should include why I've added those people who are crazy enough to know me. My first victim on the list is Zak. Fellow SEO, PPC and all around darn fine person JR. (read my bio) Zak enjoys snowboarding, smoking cigarettes and wearing hats (white hats that is). He loves takeing smoke breaks at work (they are exactly 15 minutes exactly man the guy is so punctual it makes me sick) and loves Mac's.

Zak thinks he is a race car driver in his Scion XD. I have never seen anyone get through traffic as fast as him (it might be the fact his car is half the size of a normal car or he has to go pee). What he doesn't relize is my 95 Buick Lesabre will out race his new car any day. I don't want to race him because I'll make the guy feel bad cause he paid 17 grand for the thing and mine cost a case of beer and a couple of food stamps.

Beware of his Nice, Smile it will hypnitize you. I swear the guy smiled once and when I came to my wallet was missing and he was no where to be found. So be careful if you see his lips starting to open on payday, he might take you for everything you got.

Tag Zak. You're it!



4 comments:

Zak Nicola said...

LMAO Bryan, you're one funny guy.
I'm flattered man, thanks for the write up. Looks like I'm going to have to do you one back real proper like.

btw, my exotic sports car that you see zippin' around is a xA by Scion, smallest all gas engine on the market in the states!

B to the R to the Y to the A to the N said...

I guess that means my engine is bigger than yours.

John Jones said...

Zak just pointed this out to me today. I'm behind the times with your blog and just did a little catching up.

I'm going to have to participate in this little game you've created Bryan.

As I posted on Zak's blog the only question now is who should I write about first... You or Zak?

John Jones

Bryan Siegel said...

John,

When I started this blog I wanted to be innovative and humorous. I read countless blogs and noticed that everybody places a link on their blog rolls, but who actually takes the time to write about that person. I'm comment hungry what can I say?